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		<title>[UPDATED] L2j Server Important Changes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ThePhoenixBird</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi there guys, today is a really important day here on L2j, we have been discussing for weeks about the future of L2j, where are we now?, what are we going to do? and where we want to be? All of this was a joke &#8211; Todo fue una broma &#8211; все это была шутка [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi there guys, today is a really important day here on L2j, we have been discussing for weeks about the future of L2j, where are we now?, what are we going to do? and where we want to be?</p>
<p><span id="more-162"></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/urageyoulose.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-171" title="urageyoulose" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/urageyoulose.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="218" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">All of this was a joke &#8211; Todo fue una broma &#8211; все это была шутка &#8211; All dies war ein Scherz</span></strong></p>
<p>Well, well, well&#8230; i hope you all had fun like we did <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">we laughed our asses off really hard</span>, this was our <strong>April Fools Joke</strong>, all the licences stuff is just a small &#8220;white lie&#8221; that we prepared minuciously to shock you all.</p>
<p>We were going to reveal the truth on 2nd but since the huge impact that it caused and the large amount of rage/funny/emo/suicide comments both on website and forums we held up the joke for a couple of extra days to see you all freaking out for the sake of pure evilness.</p>
<p>Just like someone already said, all the jokes have a bit of truth on them, think about it for a while and then forget it, dont get too serious, but think that all our work we do here is for <strong>FREE</strong> and it will be <strong>FREE FOREVER</strong>, and for <strong>ALL OF YOU</strong>, not for us, since many of the current developers working on the official L2j staff dont run a server, many of them do it just for &#8220;fun&#8221; and/or &#8220;learning&#8221; purposes <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">like me</span>.</p>
<p><strong>The entire team thank you all for the comments!</strong></p>
<p>Notes: Just for the curious ones ranting and claiming that selling a paid L2j version violates the GPL, <a href="http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/selling.html">please read</a>. As long we distribute the source code with the compiled binaries, you dont violate the GPL, the issue is that the same GPL let you distribute, modify, and sell the copy that you just bought, so you can&#8217;t effectively sell a &#8220;license&#8221; under the GPL.</p>
<h1 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/l2jrage.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-170" title="l2jrage" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/l2jrage.jpg" alt="" width="558" height="498" /></a><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">IF YOU RAGE YOU LOSE!</span></strong></h1>
<hr />On the other side we also discussed about the amount of people that doesnt care a shit about our work, and they keep leeching, stealing, and flaming us, some have the guts to ask on forums how to remove the credits! others come to IRC and spam the ops with messages to get <em>&#8220;priority support cuz i donated you $5!&#8221;</em>, other ones more silent just come here, read, pick, download, and just stay silent leeching our hard work and yours too, they dont give nothing back to the community.<br />
At the end we got tired to list bad stuff and then we started to brainstorm for solutions to this issue and the future of L2j.</p>
<p>The wonderful idea came when it was suggested to create a <em>&#8220;paid&#8221;</em> L2j version, with proper priority support and addons, also nBd aggred to share his private custom events for this new version.</p>
<p>Of couse, for the rest of the users they still can get the vanilla L2j version, but future <strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">OpenSource Development will be stoped starting on Rev.4100</span></strong>, there will be only security patches from now on for the&#8221;free&#8221; branch, no new development or features will be added to the vanilla version wich will stay opensource for the rest of you to keep using it or developing it.</p>
<p>From now on the current L2j DevTeam will focus on developing for the &#8221;paid&#8221; version of L2j with the new features and addons (we have prepared some awesome ones), you then should consider to buy a <strong>L2j License</strong>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jstandard-aprilfoolsday.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-160" title="l2jstandard-aprilfoolsday" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jstandard-aprilfoolsday.png" alt="" width="336" height="119" /></a></p>
<h3>Standard License<br />
Price: USD$ 149,99/year</h3>
<ul>
<li>Limited to 1 server with 100 users capacity.</li>
<li>Priority Support via email/irc.</li>
<li>Priority Beta-Releases.</li>
<li>0-Day Bug Fixes.</li>
<li>Free Upgrades</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jgold-aprilfoolsday.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-161" title="l2jgold-aprilfoolsday" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jgold-aprilfoolsday.png" alt="" width="336" height="119" /></a></p>
<h3>Gold License<br />
Price: USD$ 349,99/year</h3>
<ul>
<li>Limited to 2 servers with 300 users capacity per server.</li>
<li>Priority Support via email/irc.</li>
<li>Priority Beta-Releases.</li>
<li>0-Day Bug Fixes.</li>
<li>Free Upgrades</li>
<li>Builds with Custom MODs.</li>
<li>Priority Support for Custom MODs.</li>
</ul>
<p><a href="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jblack-aprilfoolsday.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-159" title="l2jblack-aprilfoolsday" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/l2jblack-aprilfoolsday.png" alt="" width="336" height="119" /></a></p>
<h3>Extreme License<br />
Price: USD$ 749,99/year</h3>
<ul>
<li>Limited to 3 servers with 1000 users capacity per server.</li>
<li>Priority Support via email/irc.</li>
<li>Priority Beta-Releases.</li>
<li>0-Day Bug Fixes.</li>
<li>Free Upgrades</li>
<li>Builds with Custom MODs.</li>
<li>Priority Support for Custom MODs.</li>
<li>nBd&#8217;s Premium Custom MODs.</li>
<li>DrHouse&#8217;s Admin/GameMaster Custom Panel MOD.</li>
<li>ThePhoenixBird&#8217;s Designed 125&#215;125 Banner in L2jServer Homepage.</li>
</ul>
<p>We consider that those prices are cheap in echange for the amount of work and development that its required to stay competitive on this business.</p>
<p>The money from the licences will be used completely for our new <strong>L2j Developer Motivation Program</strong> wich will ensure quality work from our group of L2j Developers and for future development of new features.</p>
<p>Regards<br />
L2j Team</p>
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		<title>Damn! September spotted!</title>
		<link>http://www.l2jserver.com/2009/08/damn-september-spotted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DrHouse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[L2J team wishes you have a great end of the summer/winter (yeah, south hemispher exists too!) and a non traumatic returning to your work. Fortunatly, L2J developers never suffer from such post vacation traumas since we dont have vacation. Mhh&#8230; Dont you trust me? Here you go..! Check this graphic evidence Have fun!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>L2J team wishes you have a great end of the summer/winter (yeah, south hemispher exists too!) and a non traumatic returning to your work. Fortunatly, L2J developers never suffer from such post vacation traumas since we dont have vacation.</p>
<p>Mhh&#8230; Dont you trust me? Here you go..! Check this graphic evidence</p>
<div id="attachment_142" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-142" src="http://www.l2jserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/L2J-Vacances.jpg" alt="L2J Developer enjoying summer" width="500" height="441" /><p class="wp-caption-text">L2J Developer enjoying summer</p></div>
<p>Have fun!</p>
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		<title>Teh official L2j lang</title>
		<link>http://www.l2jserver.com/2009/04/teh-official-l2j-lang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ThePhoenixBird</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We at L2j have a rule to speak in proper English for easy understanding between all our members, but many of our developers and community users aren&#8217;t native english speakers at all, so why did we choose English? Actually the answer is &#8220;it&#8217;s easy to learn&#8221; and if you dont want to learn it Google [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We at L2j have a rule to speak in proper English for easy understanding between all our members, but many of our developers and community users aren&#8217;t native english speakers at all, so why did we choose English?</p>
<p><span id="more-90"></span>Actually the answer is <em>&#8220;it&#8217;s easy to learn&#8221;</em> and if you dont want to learn it <a href="http://www.google.co.ve/language_tools">Google Translator </a>can turn it to your native language <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">in most of cases</span> with just two clicks (<a href="http://lifehacker.com/5185794/create-smarter-google-translate-keyword-bookmarks">or even just one</a>).</p>
<p>But now we have developed a new language: <strong>L2jmeh</strong></p>
<p>It is a parody of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">l2jglish</span> english with some <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">l2jpanish</span> spanish ad dons, but don&#8217;t don&#8217;t freak out! It&#8217;s ISO8859-1 y UTF-8 compatible, so you don&#8217;t need to change your browser to <a href="http://www.getfirefox.com">Firefox</a> or any other advanced one like <a href="http://www.opera.com">Opera</a>, <a href="http://www.aple.com/safari">Safari</a> or even the new <a href="http://www.google.com/chrome">Chrome</a> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">but seriously you should forget about the damm Internet Explorer</span> and you dont need to install any additional <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">cornficker</span> software in your computer to read it.</p>
<p>L2jmeh will be avaliable in the next releases of L2j, enjoy it!</p>
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